Famous male wedding quotes

  • 04 August 2020
  • Reading time: 3 min

By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy - If you get a bad one you will become a philosopher. 

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognised by the police.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? 
Groucho Marx

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. 
Samuel Johnson

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. 
Robert Frost

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximim of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. 
George Bernard Shaw

Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a particular brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw in his job and go to work in the brewery.
George Nathan

All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Ogden Nash

A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'.

Nothing makes a good wife like a good husband.

Whoso findeth a wife, findeth a good thing.
The Bible

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.
Oscar Wilde


The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake.

Woman like silent men, they think they are listening.
Marcel Achard