By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy - If you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.
Marriage is a sort of friendship recognised by the police.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximim of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a particular brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw in his job and go to work in the brewery.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'.
Nothing makes a good wife like a good husband.
Whoso findeth a wife, findeth a good thing.
The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.
The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake.
Woman like silent men, they think they are listening.