Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
It's not the men in my life that count, its the life in my men.
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Men make love more intensely at 20, but make love better, however, at 30
Catherine II of Russia
No nice men are good at getting taxis
I like to wake up each morning felling a new man.
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted
Before marriage a man will lay awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage he'll fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
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